the B. spot

It’s cold and snowy outside right now but before you know it, we’ll be replacing triple down parkas with glitter tanks!  But the problem that many women face each year is the added pounds hidden by the parkas will be in full view once spring hits- so what’s a girl to do??? 

Well, Purple Lab came up with a solution that may work (in theory anyway)!  Huge Lips and Skinny Hips addresses three issues in one product: if your lacking in the lucious lips department, if you OD’d on comfort food this winter and if you crave the glossy, glossy!  So lucious shiny lips are no brainers in a lip gloss but how does it help where comfort food is concerned?  It reduces your snack cravings with the help of Hoodia, a diet supplement that tricks your brain into thinking that it’s full.  I like the idea of not having to pop pills but instead wear a great gloss with crazy names like Red Sole- a sultry red inspired by the bottom of seductive Louboutin heels,  Love Your Thighs (umm, yeah, I’m still working on that…), Worship Kate- a rich pink glitter tribute to Kate Moss, Lychee Martini- a frothy peach inspired the creator of Huge Lips Skinny Hips, Karen Robinovitz), No Panty Lines- a shiny clear, and Kitty Poledancer (this one was named after me…just kidding).

Now will this product really help to suppress your appetite? My scienfitic skeptism radar is blaring right now…hoodia needs to be ingested for it to work and I’m not so sure that you will get an effective amount by just licking your lips and I don’t know how much hoodia is in the lip gloss.  Let’s just say that I wouldn’t center my whole weight loss program around this product!  FYI, the lip plumping action comes from niacin, vitamin B3, which increases flood flow to the area applied.  When used at a high enough level you can actually see the area get red and may experience a tingle; it’s called a “niacin flush”  (the proper name for that is rubifacient- just a bit of trivia for you).